Fuzzy!  Wuzzy! ¹

Fuzzy  Wuzzy  burning bright,
In the forests of the night.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very
flame-retardant. Was he?

Goody  Woody  had good wood.
Goody wooded girls that would.
But Goody Woody wouldn't
wood a goody-goody.
Would he?

Fizzy  Lizzy  liked good wood.
Goody Woody said, we should.
But Fizzy Lizzy was no would-be woodee.
So, Goody wooded Fuzzy cuzzy could,
and burned his woody good.