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11 good things about hell

1. No more church.
2. All heating is *FREE*!
3. Lots of extra handbaskets.
4. The road to it is well-surfaced.
5. The road out is virtually traffic-free!
6. Socialize w/ folks who share your values.
7. They play the classics, like Little Sulphur Girl.
8. Dont want to go to work? You can call in 'damned.'
9. If you shout "You damned kids!" it means something.     
10. Extended weeping hours, with extra wailing on weekends.
11. When you're in hell, just look up. You'll be able to see heaven's
        licentious underbelly. On a clear day, you can look up angels' skirts.

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