God's State of the
Universe Address
sight gags
Best adolescent male poems under 1 roof
Crystal Radio
Nude Girls NextDoor
Blowing up Things
Take Elevator DOWN
Who's house is it?
The first poet
Sea of Quotes
The Story Vault
VAULT ONE
Midwestern Male
Adolescence
We Swam for Joy
Blowing Up Things
Carbide Cannon
Disciples of Mad Mag
The Nothing Dive
The Last Manly Summer
VAULT TWO
Comedic Vault
Women and Lies
Fuzzy! Wuzzy!
Hot Tar on Ants
Earn 200K - Winnerz Only
11 Good Things about Hell
Theory Ball
Eating Electricity
VAULT THREE
Hair, Hearts
and Sharks
Brahma, Shiva, Vishnu
BUGS!!
Shark Chisel
Electro Acoustic Head
Dachshund
My hair went 80
VAULT FOUR
The Latest Stuff
Mother Rat
Crystal Radio
HACKED by the Russians!
Physics at Princeton
Touching Myself
with Electricity
THE
FOUNDATION
:
all that I am
all that I ever was
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